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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages and Bucket Heads around the world, welcome to The Bucket! Home of the worst movies floating around from all over the world we specialise in plucking out the worst flicks from a big bucket of crappy goodness and slap them up for all too see. Updated weekly with a featured film per week you can look forward to some fun and satirical reviews as no movie is shown any mercy. I invite you all to kick back, relax and get ready to read about the worst movies floating around. Remember we at the Bucket are torturing ourselves by watching these movies so that you may not have to... unless you're the masochistic type.

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Could this film be the greatest movie based on a video game?




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Little Man - Final Thoughts

July 3rd 2008 23:59
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The Bucket Presents: Little Man.

June 30th 2008 14:57
If someone delivered a baby to me that looked like that, I'd throw it straight into the bin.


The Wayans Brothers – I’m sure everyone has heard of one of them by name. These are the guys who you can all blame for starting off the damn ___ Movie spoof chain. It started off with Scary Movie, then Scary Movie 2, follow by another two then Date Movie, Epic Movie blah blah blah… you get the picture. They are a very big family and fortunately there is one member of the family who is funny and that’s Damon Wayans. This review isn’t about him, it’s about his two other three brothers: Keenen, Marlon and Shawn


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With these three bad boys of the video game world producing awesome games, which ones are going to fall to Hollywood's trap?


Since the dawn of man there have been many forms of entertainment. It began back in the prehistoric times where cavemen would pass time by having mammoth races or chasing stone wheels down a hill. As humans evolved we found new ways to keep ourselves entertained. The people watched gladiators fight to the death in Ancient Rome, the people in England sat through the wonderful plays produced by William Shakespeare, and the people of Salam enjoyed burning those damn nasty witches


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It's bad enough millions of people are sick around the world - and they have the nerve to delay the trains! Outrageous!


They say you can judge a book by its cover. Sometimes the cover doesn’t really make the book. When a cover looks good, it could be pretty bad. When a cover looks bad, it could be pretty good. No one will know what a book is really like when you look at its cover. You need to open it up and read it for yourself before you pass judgement. The same could be said about movies – only 95% of the time a crap DVD or video cover ends up meaning a very bad movie


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Epic Movie - Final Thoughts

June 19th 2008 22:23
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The Bucket Presents: Epic Movie

June 16th 2008 04:54
From right to left: Edward, Peter, Susan & Lucy. They're in for one EPIC movie - and by "epic


Do people remember the good ol’ days of spoof comedies? Remember that long running television show called Get Smart that was a spoof on James Bond? How about Space Balls? That was a damn classic – I still piss myself laughing whenever I hear the “We’ve been jammed!” joke. What about Naked Gun? Hot Shots? Oh man all those old spoof movies with their stupid, yet funny, jokes. Now those were the good ol’ days of spoof movies


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Alone in the Dark - Final Thoughts

June 13th 2008 07:22
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Update on the Bucket.

June 11th 2008 07:39
What is going on my Bucket Heads from around the world? I gotta apologise to my Orble brothers and sisters for not being as active on everyone's blogs as I kinda normally am but I've been a bit busy with some things - mainly going through this job search training thing that I gotta do. It's ok, learning stuff I already knew, but it helps to have it re-bashed into my head.

I've had a few trials in some jobs but haven't heard back from these places in a week so I'm going to assume the boat has been sailed. Oh well, I'm not going to sit around and cry over not getting a job because I generally sit around and cry while watching ten crap movies within four days or less


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