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November 29th 2007 13:34
Ever watch a movie and thought to yourself,
And then thought,
But then thought,
"Who would be brave, and stupid, enough to sit through a movie that bad? Who would risk their life in a bold and courageous act in having to endure so much pain so that other will not have to suffer?"
Say no more! That is where we come in! At The Bucket Film Reviews, it will be my pleasure to sit through the worst movies that the film industry has to offer. I will go out to those movie stores and hire those terrible movies. I will venture to cinemas, buy a large bag of popcorn and sit through painful hours of horrible acting and scriptwriting. I will save you all from having to watch the worst movies in existence!
Here's how it works. I'll be watch a movie that is bad and I will report back the five worst aspects of the film, ranging from acting, actors, scripts right down to props. I'll limit it to five for now, but depending on how much the movie sucks there could be more.
So strap yourselves in Bucket-Heads and get ready for a long, painful journey. There will be blood, sweat, tears, mucus, vomit and much more. And remember, any movie can be bucket worthy.
And if you're thinking,
"What does he mean by the Bucket reference?"
It refers to just what the movies I will be watching are; a bucket full of crap!
"Wow! What a terrible movie! Who the hell would make something as bad as that piece of crap!?"
And then thought,
"There has to be someone out there to warn the humanoids of the world of such pathetic movies like [Insert Pathetic Movie Title Here]!"
But then thought,
"Who would be brave, and stupid, enough to sit through a movie that bad? Who would risk their life in a bold and courageous act in having to endure so much pain so that other will not have to suffer?"
Here's how it works. I'll be watch a movie that is bad and I will report back the five worst aspects of the film, ranging from acting, actors, scripts right down to props. I'll limit it to five for now, but depending on how much the movie sucks there could be more.
So strap yourselves in Bucket-Heads and get ready for a long, painful journey. There will be blood, sweat, tears, mucus, vomit and much more. And remember, any movie can be bucket worthy.
And if you're thinking,
"What does he mean by the Bucket reference?"
It refers to just what the movies I will be watching are; a bucket full of crap!
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