The Core - Part 4
January 10th 2008 01:32
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Corporal Bitch, if looks could kill she'd kill you twice. Yeah she can kill people twice, don't ask me that's what she said.
It’s quotes time! Need I say more? Well yeah I guess I have to. You might find that some of this post to contain less quotes than other movies I’ve reviewed in the past due to the fact that the majority of the dialogue in this movie involved long scientific terms that made my brain explode when I tried to understand what they were talking about. So to prevent you guys from having your brains leaking out of your ears like me, which is kinda fun, I’m going to stick to the simple stuff.
BAD QUOTES FROM THE CORE!!!
“Do this and I'll sign your doctorates blindfolded” – Josh Keyes.
Thank you very much Keyes. Now I know why so many idiots are passing university. This is how this ‘professor’ bribes his students into helping him so research. So not only did he take all of their credit for his theory about the core not moving, but he just gave a bunch of people their degrees without even testing them on it. Now wonder people go into hospital’s today complaining about a headache and walk out with their legs amputated. Well… I guess they wouldn’t be walking out if they didn’t have legs but you get my point. It’s idiots like Keyes that give idiots their degrees without even testing to see if they are good enough to become whatever it is they are studying to become!
“We'd be grateful if you could join us, for a ride, sir.” – FBI Agent.
“And if I were to say no? I'm just asking.” – Josh Keyes.
“Well, we have no sense of humor… and we’re armed.” – FBI Agent.
Now here’s the part that I’m confused about. If you’re an FBI Agent and your job is to bring back someone to the government for information, the last thing you would want to do it pop a cap in his ass. How the hell are you going to get the information out of someone if his dead, call John Edwards? You want to bring your assigned target safely to the destination and treat him nicely, not threaten to kill him if he doesn’t come.
Here’s something else I’m confused about. The FBI Agent tells Keyes to come with them, Keyes jokes around, the FBI Agent says he doesn’t joke and he’s armed. Now, was that a joke? If it was a joke that defeats the purpose of him saying that he doesn’t have a sense of humor. He just lied and I hate people that lie so this makes the FBI Agent an asshole. If it was a joke it’s not a very funny joke either. What if he wasn’t joking and just shot Keyes in the back of the head at that moment? Damn, that would have been cool to see and would have ended the movie both early and on a better note.
“Actually, you really want to know? I killed him twice.” – Rebecca Childs.
You can’t kill someone twice unless you’re playing an online game, that way you can kill them more than twice once they come back to life. I don’t even know what the hell this quote means. This is how Corporal Bitch defends herself when Keyes is going crazy on her about letting the French guy die. What the hell would even make her say that shit killed him twice? Speaking of Keyes having a cry, here’s one for you:
“If you would have hit that switch I could've got him outta there. I was yelling for you! *Holds up photo of French guy’s family* Take it and look at it! I was two inches from him. I was two inches and I told you to put up the door and you didn't! I was screaming for you! Why didn't you do it!?” – Josh Keyes.
This is the huge hissy fit that I told you about involving Keyes crying about the death of the French guy. Like I said one person dying for the rest of the world is no big deal. Keyes is an idiot for thinking that we should risk the entire world in order to save one person. It’s not ok for his friend to die for the mission but Keyes is perfectly fine with letting the other three people die in the journey. If I were Rebecca and I had to make the call, I would tell Keyes to get inside the room with the French guy and seal off both of them in there. That way they can cuddle and have a cry together right before they are crushed like bugs
“It's a disaster!" – Serge Leveque laughing.
You’re probably wondering what’s so bad about this quote? How about the fact he is laughing while they just failed another simulation of the crew making their way into the center of the earth!? What the hell is so funny about that? Let’s all kick back and have a jolly good laugh while we not only die but screwed up any chance of saving the earth. Yeah I guess I can see the humor in it after all and now I am laughing, over the corpse of this Frenchie after I’ve killed him for being such an idiot.
And here is the last and probably most stupid quote of them all.
“I'll need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and Hotpockets.” - Taz 'Rat' Finch.
What the hell? This is what this geek bargains for in order to help the government? Xena tapes and Hotpockets. I don’t know what a Hotpocket is, I know it’s a type of food you microwave, but why the hell would anyone want Hotpockets? And Xena tapes? There are way better TV shows out there than Xena. If I were this idiot I would have gone with Deadwood DVDs and Popcorn. More realistically I would have asked for $50 billion up front followed by $50 billion or I would hack into every computer in the government and unleash their secrets. Of course I probably would have been shot in the head but it would have been worth the risk.
Yeah it was pretty bad. When these people weren’t running off long, confusing scientific explanations they kept other things short, sweet and stupid. Come back tomorrow Bucket Heads and I shall present to you my guide in surviving a trip to the center of the earth.
Hotpockets and Xena tapes? Can that guy get anymore annoying?
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Comment by Damo
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Inside all of is the desire to see absolute trash then regret it later.
I also read a web site called Jabootu.com and this was as good a review as they ever have done.
Damo.
Comment by Wayne F
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I checked out Jabootu.com and their reviews are pretty lengthy. Depending on the top for the day (I normally go with five things to talk about the movie over the week) I try to keep my posts short and entertaining.
Again thanks for your support
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