Roadhouse - Part 3
January 23rd 2008 02:38
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Rich people, they can pretty much do whatever the hell they want and this movie proved it.
Have millions of dollars and have no idea of what to do with all of your money? Got so much time on your hands from your wealth that you’re bored out of your mind? Sick of your boring posh parties with your stuck-up friends? If you’re looking for an answer than you have to look no further! The Bucket proudly presents to all of you rich bored people a little guide to what you can do to liven up your boring rich life.
After watching this movie I have put together a list of things that rich people seem to do and well, it seems pretty fun. If my novels and scripts do get picked up and make me a lot of money in the future, I will be living up my life just like the resident millionaire in this movie Brad Wesley. So without further relay I present:
LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS!!!
Fly helicopters over people’s properties!
This is a really fun thing to do. There is nothing better than to ruin someone’s perfectly quiet day than to hover loudly over their home in your own helicopter. It works even better if your neighbors happen to own a farm. You’ll be laughing as you watch his livestock start running crazy all over the land in fear!
Throw big pool parties with swimsuit models!
Of course if you’re rich you’re going to be throwing a lot of parties so what party wouldn’t be awesome without a bunch of smoking hot swimsuit models? You and your friends are going to have so much fun with a bunch of the world’s hottest and most stupid women on earth. You’ll be having so much fun you’ll be diving into the pool fully clothed! Who knows, if you and the models start getting really drunk and extremely friendly with each other the clothes might come off… and you could be wearing a pair of swimming trunks when you realize you’re an idiot for trying to swim in a tuxedo.
Drive recklessly on the road!
One of the biggest symbols a rich man could have is the car that he drives. The car really makes the rich man who he is in society. The nicer the car the more respected you are. If you have an awesome car one should feel free to drive recklessly on the road! With the wind blowing through your hair and you singing loudly to songs about being rich, you should serve into on-coming traffic and force other vehicles to drive off the road because you can!
Bully a crappy town!
There is no point whatsoever in hanging around a really rich area in the city or hanging around in a really rich suburb. The chances are that there might be someone who is richer than you. I would suggest you move to a really crap town in the middle of nowhere and big a huge mansion. This way you’ll pretty much be the king of the town. You can do whatever the HELL you want since you have no other rich people around to try and take your glory. You can buy the whole down town if you want and bully them for payments. They might not like it but you’ll not only be having a lot of fun treating people like dirt, you’ll be pocketing in more money as well!
Hire some goons for your dirty work!
What type of rich person are you if you don’t have your own group of lackies to do whatever you wanted? These guys are going to do whatever you tell them to do as long as you keep them on your payroll. You’ll need five, maybe six of them in total but feel free to hire even more. If they screw up you can beat the crap out of them and treat them like crap! None of them are going to care, not even the guy you’re beating up, since they are all on your payroll. Trust me when I say you’ll need some muscle if you’re going to be a loudmouth who couldn’t win a fight even if the other person had no arms or legs.
Blow up buildings!
If someone pisses you off and you don’t like their attitude why not simply blow up their house? Hell they don’t have to have done anything to you they could just associated with someone that you don’t like. Or maybe someone that hasn’t paid you your ‘protection’ money so you need to teach them and anyone else who doesn’t pay a lesson. Blowing up buildings is always a fun thing to do when you’re rich. You can pretty much blow up anything you want and it’s gonna be cool with the police if you have them on your payroll as well!
Destroy businesses with monster trucks!
This is kinda like blowing up people’s businesses or homes but its way cooler. Naturally you’ll buy a monster truck to drive around in for fun and what is more fun than plowing it through someone’s business? If someone tries to stand up against you, get in your machine and FLATTEN it completely. It works way better if the person happens to own a car yard because it will feel like you are competing in a monster truck rally or something.
So there you go people, if you happen to be rich you can pretty much do any of the things listed without having to worry about authority or anything. Tomorrow we’ll be looking the wonderful quote that came out from this bad bad movie. See you all then!
If you can think of anything else to do when you become rich feel free to do it. Remember, when you have money you can pretty much do ANYTHING you want without having someone to tell you different!
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