Le Bucket Erotica: A Valentine’s Day Special.
February 13th 2008 23:10
Chocolates and Roses and Bears oh my! Forget buying your loved one something like that for Valentine's Day. Why not watch one of the nice romanctic, (and kinky) movies that we have in store for you today?
Happy Valentine’s Day Bucket Heads! I hope you are all enjoying the wonderful captialise day of love if you’re into all of those hearts and chocolates and roses and all of that lovely crap. Yeah if you haven’t figured it out by now I’m not that big of a fan of Valentine’s Day. In my opinion why show someone you only care for them once a year when you can do it any day of the year?
Today we’re going to examine the world of love briefly in the movie world. Over the years there have been many romantic movies that have made us all laugh and cry. You know the story guys. Boy meets girl, girl meets boy, boy and girl fall in love, boy loses the girl, girl is about to leave but boy wins her over at the last minute and they live happily ever after.
Sometimes there are different variations of this, an example is the girl is doing the chasing of the boy. Or how about this one; girl meets boy, boy pays girl to do other things with another boy, boy films the couple doing the (insert sexual position here) and sells the movie for lots of money. Ok, I guess THAT one isn’t part of the Hollywood deal but I think you guys know where this is going.
Forget the roses, forget the chocolates, forget the poems and the hearts and the Cupids because we’re getting down and DIRTY! What better gift to give your loved one than a movie from the wild world of adult erotica! I have selected a bunch of naughty movies, no reviews of course, that have been named after the television shows and movies we all know and love.
So if you are going to give your loved one a porno movie, why not take a pick from the erotic Bucket? Here are some beauties that I found either humorous or just simply stupid. Actually you could play a game and try and guess where these creative geniuses stole their movie titles from.
WARNING!!! If you have young children around you do not want to show them any of the following titles. They are going to contain some words that aren’t suitable for them.
A Beautiful Behind.
A C***work Orange.
Arma-Get-It-On!
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
Big Trouble in Little V*****.
Black C*** Down.
Cherry Poppins.
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang.
E.T: The Extra Testicle.
Hindfeld.
How To Make An American Qu****.
How To Use a Pie In 10 Ways.
Hung Wankenstein.
Intercourse With The Vampire.
Look Who's Porking!
Moulin Sp*****.
My Big Greek Fat.
One Fell Into The Poo-Poo’s Nest.
Poke-a-hot-ass.
Pulp Friction.
Reservoir Dongs.
Saving Ryan's Privates.
Sperminator II: Fudgement Day.
Throbbin' Hood.
Tits of Fury.
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes.
There was a bunch more but I couldn't list all of them since some were pushing it a little. Here you go people. Instead of giving your loved ones a nice bouquet of roses or a nice box of chocolate, head down to your local kinky adult store and buy them a naughty movie based off a real movie.
Happy Valentine’s Day Bucket Heads!
(On a side note, please don’t view me as a dirty twisted man who has nothing better to do in his life then indulge on the adult movie world. I just thought it would be a funny idea to see what bad titles are floating around out there so it’s not like any of these movies are part of my collection… not that I had one to begin with… don’t judge me!)
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