Fear Dot Com - Part 2
March 16th 2008 23:34
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No this little freaky girl didn't wonder out from the Village of the Damned. She's just haunting the Internet.
We go to an Irish bar full of drunk people and Mike and Terry talk up to some old dude at the end. A woman crawls out from under the table so I’m gonna assume that she dropped her pencil under the table and was looking for it, assuming the pencil landed on his pants and she was looking for it with her mouth. The old guy tells our two heroes that he co-wrote the book and the other co-writer (Udo Kier) is dead. He straight up says the book is a piece of crap just like the movie is, ok I added in the last part, and talks about some stupid theory that… wait for it… computers collect energy sources from people including their souls.
You heard that right Bucket Heads, ghosts can possess and haunt the Internet. I should just stop writing my review right now since the majority of you just closed off the website out of anger and frustration but for the minority of you guys still reading I shall continue!
Mike shows Terry all the photos of the people who died after visiting the website after 48 hours and figure out that Denise was showing the same symptoms as everyone else. The entire police station, including a SWAT team, rush over to her place. Meanwhile Denise is going insane in her apartment which now looks like a tornado hit it. She is writing things all over her floor and the walls and on the roof. Bugs start appearing all over the place and she starts screaming. As Mike reaches her apartment Denise heads over to the window and jumps out, making a pancake out of herself on a cop car. Mike’s upset about his friend’s death and Terry begs the cop not to visit the website.
It’s midnight and Mike leaves Terry’s bedroom, I’m guessing after a night of steamy, hot, wild, passionate, uncontrollable game of Jenga. He heads back to Denise’s apartment and sees the computer codes she was writing all over the walls and ceiling and floor. He gets on her computer and types in the name of the website. He hesitates at first but logs on. The same cyber chick asks Mike the same questions she asked Denise. Mike wants to know how he can play the game. She tells Mike to find her and he agrees to play her game. Why do people always do the opposite of what they are told to do? Do I need to remind everyone the rules of how to survive in a movie?
Mike staggers around the room after seeing the random crap on the computer screen and picks up a white ball. It rots and he drops it. The camera work is all wrapped and twisted to make us see what Mike is seeing but all it’s doing to me is making me feel like throwing up. He gets in the elevator and it stops at a floor where someone getting tortured in the hallway. A pretty lady enters the elevator with him. She drops her glove as she leaves so Mike does what every gentlemen does, picks it up but alas the elevator doors close and he cannot return the item. The open again and the pretty lady stands in front of him but this time he gets another series of terrible visions.
Terry wakes up and can’t find Mike only a note he left that he went to Denise’s place. She rushes to the apartment and finds Mike being taken away on an ambulance. He rants about the Internet taking the souls of people and begs Mary not to go to the website. So after she told him not to go on the website Mike did so and now he is telling Terry not to go on the website. What does Terry do? She gets on the computer and goes to the God damn website! Where is the damn logic here people!? Why do these people want to die!? Terry talks to the cyber chick and decides to play the game as well. We get to see the same damn random clips of people getting tortured that we’ve seen about five times already.
Terry wakes up the next morning and looks for Mike. She finds Mike’s partner Sykes in his office and she asks him for files. The partner agrees to give her all the files she needs. Why the hell is a NYPD detective giving away private police records and documents to some health inspector without a warrant!? Does the health department have this much authority? While Terry is looking through the file she starts getting a nose bleed which makes me happy since she’ll die hopefully. Meanwhile The Doctor is still with his torture victim talking to her about killing and that she will die very soon.
When Richard Simmons isn't helping the obese lose weight, he runs a live web show where he brutally tortures people for engaging in cyber sex.
Terry is checking out the house of one of the victims of The Doctor. She talks to the mother of the girl in the white dress and white ball. She has hemophilia, meaning she would bleed to death, and that she used to enjoy playing at a steel mill factory when she was a child. Why would a mother allow her hemophilic daughter to go play at an area with sharp steel all over the place? Terry checks out the old area and enters through the sewers. She sees a bunch of bums living belong there and asks one female hobo with freaky eyes where the girl is. She points to the water and Terry dives down below. After five minutes of being submerged she finds the dead body and brings it up to the surface. The dead body opens its eyes and stares at Terry but it’s just in her head.
Terry goes to the hospital and Mike is in the psych ward dying slowly. She gets a call on her cell phone and it’s the cyber chick. Terry sees a white ball rolling down the hall and everyone in the hospital has disappeared. She finds the ball in the elevator and goes after it. The doors close and the elevator takes Terry down to a basement. Meanwhile Mike’s heart monitor flatlines but he isn’t in the bed! Terry is down in a basement and the freaky girl is asking her to play. Terry tells her she found the body but the girl still insists that she wants to play. She goes into Terry’s body and yet again we get another clip of random stuff. The basement starts to shake like an earthquake hit it so Terry runs for the elevator. She wakes up and it seems that she was stuck inside the elevator for the whole time.
Terry goes back to her home and Mike is waiting for her. She tells him to go back to the hospital but he doesn’t want to. That’s fine by me I hope this moron dies. They go to the coroner with the dead body they found and we’re told that someone performed an autopsy on her while she was alive. The remove a tube of lipstick and there’s a note inside with an address. So while this woman was getting tortured by The Doctor she managed to write down the address of where she was being held, hide it inside a tube of lipstick and swallow it without this guy finding out about it? Give me a damn break!
It turns out that the cyber chick was The Doctor’s first victim and she has been haunting the website her murder was aired on. Since she died to sharp items, things that she was scared of the most due to her condition, she kills anyone who visits the website two days after they visit it with their worst fear. Why after two days you ask? That’s how long she was tortured for by The Doctor. She wants people to kill The Doctor in order for her to have revenge and to rest her vengeful spirit.
So let me get this straight. We have a ghost who was murdered on a website and so that she can get justice, she is killing people so that they hurry up and kill The Doctor? Why the hell would you want to kill someone and make them suffer if you want them to help you get revenge? This movie makes no sense at all.
Terry and Mike head to the location and call Sykes to back them up. They bust into the doctor’s apartment and find nothing in there but information on human torture, operations and a bunch of other crap. They find photos and recordings of The Doctor’s work as well as the location of his workshop. This guy isn’t very smart leaving important information like that lying around is he?
To think that freaky white haired girl would grow up to look like a Shannon Stone look alike porn star.
The Doctor is watching one of his tortures with his next victim. He asks if she would like to die now and she says yes. Mike and Terry head to The Doctor’s hideout as he starts drawing lines all over his victim ready to give her an autopsy. Before he begins his work Terry and Mike burst in. He hides behind the victim and says tells Mike back up isn’t going to help. Mike and Terry look up and find poor Sykes’ body hanging from a chain. Wait how the hell did he find out about The Doctor’s location before they did? Terry tells The Doctor about the ghost wanting her revenge and he freaks out.
Mike shoots Doc in the knee and Doc returns fire, shooting him in the chest. Terry grabs a knife and stabs him in the back. She helps the victim get out of the chair but Doc gets up and stabs her with a huge needle in her neck. He straps her to the table while Mike types in Feardotcom.com on a computer. The camera turns brown and Doc turns around and the ghost comes out from the screen. She tortures his mind and the little girl with the white ball appears. She turns into her adult form then turns into the corpse. She wants to play with the Doc. Everything starts flashing as poorly animated ghosts fly around attacking him. Everything returns to normal and the Doc drops dead of a huge heart attack.
Terry rushes over to Mike who begins to shake violently and dies. Terry cries and the next day she is lying in bed when she gets a phone call. No one is on the other line so she hangs up and returns to stroking her pussy… cat. She see had a cat throughout the whole film so she was petting him while mourning Mike’s death. Unlike other horror movies that always hint towards a sequel this movie ends here. Thank god because I don’t think I would handle watching Fear Dot Com 2.
There you have it Bucket Heads, a movie that involved a ghost haunting the Internet who killed people that she wanted to use to get her revenge. It made no sense at all and I’m glad I’ve finished reviewing it. Look forward to the Top 5 Flops & Final Thoughts in a few days time. Until then keep it real and I will see you all later. Peace!
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Comment by Tracy
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I couldn't bear seeing anything with Richard Simmons in it...
Comment by Wayne F
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Glad to see that there are people out there who are grateful that I am around to save them from the horrors of terrible movies. Never fear my Bucket Heads I won't let you down!
Oh by the way that's Richard Simmons that's just some actor who looks like Richard Simmons. Now that I think about it, The Doctor also looks like the guy who played Mike Brady in that Brady Bunch Movie years ago.
Comment by Tracy
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I think there are quite few of us who are grateful for your bucket devotion.
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