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February 8th 2008 13:00
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Thought I might give my Bucket Heads an update on what I have been watching. I've seen about ten terrible movies and are working on the reviews, the first will go up this coming Monday. There a lot of bad movies out there and you are all lucky that I am the one watching them to save you all from having to do so.

What have I been watching over the past week? Well here is a list of the movie that I have checked out that are going to be appearing over the next few months:

Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid.
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever.
Batman & Robin.
BloodRayne 2.


The Butterfly Effect 2.
DoA: Dead or Alive.
Final Destination 3.
KvC: Komodo vs Cobra.
Roadhouse 2.
Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal.

It's a big bad nasty list of movies and I bet some of you are shuddering in horror. Fear not for if you have not seen any of these movies you can look forward to reading my reviews on all of these pieces of crap. I'm still hunting around for more bad movies so the badness isn't going to be ending anytime soon.
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Comment by Mountain Fog

February 8th 2008 13:21
Luckily for me, I have not heard of any of those movies!!!

But, does this mean I have lost my once much admired bad taste in movies?

Actually, the films I adored, because they made you laugh for all the wrong reasons, have now become cult classics, and I am glad, for they are now preserved for future generations to laugh AT!!

Such venerable works as; Robot Monster, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Godzilla, Gammera...etc etc etc, Them, The Blob, Spartacus, all Victor Mature movies etc.

I particularly loved the terrible dubbing of the Japanese movies, and how their monsters always showed the zipper up the back, as they stamped little doll towns to pieces.

cheers

fog

P.S. Somehow, I do not think your above list of bucket brigade films will last as well...but you never know!!

Comment by Wayne F

February 8th 2008 21:54
Thanks for the comment Fog. Sometimes there are movies out there that are so bad they end up getting a big cult following, like Roadhouse for example. It's weird, people sometimes love movies because they are so bad but bad in a funny way, so like the old school Japanese monster movies for example.

Here I will attack pretty much anymore that was voted as bad by the majority or if I happen to watch a movie that was bad in my eyes. There might be a case where I go to watch a bad movie and might enjoy it so it will probably be saved a flogging.

And I think the list above will only be remembered on this website. Everyone who has seen these are probably receiving psychological treatment in order to block the painful memories

Comment by Tracy

February 9th 2008 00:58
Hello Bucket

I'm glad you're doing the research...looking forward to the results as I haven't seen any of the films you mentioned.

Tracy

Comment by Wayne F

February 9th 2008 01:11
Tracy I'll give you a little hint to what is in store... badness. I am safe to say that all of these movies were terrible and uniquely bad in their own ways.

Comment by Tracy

February 9th 2008 01:14
I've already judged most of the films on their crappy titles. That might be unfair but ah well...

Comment by Wayne F

February 9th 2008 02:58
I'm starting to see a pattern with the selected movies. Seems like squeals and movies that have "Vs" or an acronym in their title is going to be a bad movie, well besides a few movies that are pretty good squeals. You can normally tell a crap movie just by looking at the title to begin with.

Comment by Tracy

February 9th 2008 23:19
Hi Bucket

I think I see that pattern...you could be onto something there, what an astute observation...

Comment by Wayne F

February 10th 2008 05:49
It's so tempting to go through a huge list of movies and start ticking off every movie that is a squeal or has "Vs" or an acronym in their title just to see if this theory sticks to it

Comment by Lilla

February 11th 2008 21:48

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