Bugs - Final Thoughts
February 3rd 2008 10:53
For Past Posts On Bugs Click The Following Links:
Part 1 - Smells Like Starship Troopers.
Part 2 - The Ruthless World of Railroads.
Part 3 - The Story of Bugs.
Part 5 - Survival 101 Exam, Will The Bugs Crew Pass?
First let me just say a HUGE sorry for not posting this yesterday as I normally do every Saturday (or Friday if you’re not Australian). My internet connection has been screwing up and I wasn’t able to log on until now. I’ll also be announcing some changes to the website coming soon and my reasons why but I’ll be posting that in another post. So let’s wrap up the crap movie that was Bugs.
The Loathes:
The credits at the start were terrible which implied that the movie was going to be terrible. You should never accompany your credits with a ‘woosh’ noise unless it is a kids movie. The graphics were also pretty bad and you could tell that they used one of those blue back-ground scenes. Some parts of the movie made me feel I was watching those old school 1960-70 monster movies like Jack the Giant Killer. I think that might have been way earlier but you know what I am talking about.
Everything was way too dark. I know it was meant to be in a tunnel but they could have turned up the lights a little considering that the bugs themselves were very dark and it was hard to see them, or anything else happening in this movie for that matter. The movie was way too predictable as well. You see a huge wall in the ground and you know something is gonna jump out of it.
And does everyone have to state the damn obvious all the time? You all have NO IDEA how damn frustrating it was to hear “THE BODY HAS NO ARMS OR LEGS!!!” and “SOMETHING CUT OFF ITS ARMS AND LEGS!!!”. I wanted to ram screwdrivers into my ears just so I wouldn’t have to listen to that crap.
The Likes:
Nothing, absolutely nothing. Enough said.
The Script:
FBI Agent discovers that monstrous bugs are about to hit the surface to destroy mankind. It’s up to him, an annoying bug expert chick and a crack team of horrible SWAT members to stop them.
This was a bad script; it was like whoever wrote this trash rushed it the night before it was due. The dialogue was very poor it was if they wanted to cram in every typical one liner in the movie.
The Actors:
They all sucked. They were a bunch of random nobodies and the main character was someone from a soap opera, which we all know that soap opera actors couldn’t act to save the earth from an alien invasion.
The Changes:
I would have destroyed any trace of this movie before it was released, even if it results in the murder of the director, scriptwriter, actors and producers.
Final Thoughts:
I know this all might seem a little rushed but I’ve been a bit busy for the past few days. I only just got time to write this up but pretty much there is nothing good about this movie at all. I don’t have to go into any more detail about how crap this was. Bad script, bad acting, bad graphics, everything was bad and it just lead to me wasting eighty minutes of my life. Lucky for you that I watched this and not you.
That’s about it Bucket Heads. If you haven’t read the other post by now I will see you all in about two weeks. Thank you all for your continued support for the website. I will return was even more bad movies the world has to offer. Fair thee all well!
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