Bloodrayne 2 - Part 2
April 28th 2008 00:57
You know what's funny about this picture? She normally looks like that throughout the whole movie.
Billy has a drink and all the children are crying. He picks one of the children and sings to her before biting her throat. Meanwhile the posse hangs the prisoner and head off to grab Rayne, who has just broken out of her cuffs. They take her to the gallows and the Sheriff forces the mayor to watch the executions so “he can get a hard on from watching him shit his pants.” They put the noose around Rayne’s neck and the Sheriff then forces the mayor to read why she is getting executed. Billy brings out one of the children Rayne knew from the killed family and Rayne frees herself from the noose. Bartender Bob throws the swords to her and she kills the vampire sheriff. She swims away from everyone as they fire into the lake. Pat, who has been hiding in the bushes, sets fire to one of the buildings to create a distraction. Billy walks up to Bob and kills him for helping Rayne, who is now being helped by Pat.
The next morning Rayne is lying on the floor recovering from swimming in the lake? That’s what I thought until it turned out she was shot up while escaping. Rayne tells Pat she needs blood and she is confused to how a vampire can be out in the day. Rayne explains she is half human and half vampire so the guy cuts his arm and feeds her some of his blood. She almost has an orgasm and he takes his arm away before she can suck it all… her arm you sick freak not his “pistol”. Rayne’s wounds heal up and the two head off. Pat says they are going to need help if they are going to go back into town.
Rayne and Pat arrive at a church where a priest is giving a service while going totally insane. He starts rubbing his crotch and talking about repenting – and the only way people can do so is to pay him a lot of money. After the service Rayne and Pat confront him with his wanted poster and tell him to come with us or die. The priest agrees and it turns out his name is Preacher. The next spot is a brothel and Rayne heads inside a building alone and the other two follow on. Rayne walks into a room where a guy called Slime Bag Franson is waiting for his whore in bed. Rayne takes her hat off and starts laughing like an idiot as the guy acts as much of a moron as she is. She takes her coat off and she ties his hands to the bed. The guy is acting like an idiot and Rayne sticks her gun in his mouth. He agrees to kill vampires while Preacher gets laid in another room.
The four ride off and Rayne makes them members of the Brimstone. Preacher blesses the garlic and silver bullets – how this will work since he is a con artist and not a priest I will never know – and Rayne gives a crap speech about saving the town. Meanwhile at Deliverance everyone is in the saloon begging for the mayor to do something. He says he can lie to Billy that the train isn’t coming to he leaves but Newton says Billy won’t believe him. Rayne and co arrive in the town and the townsfolk are happy to see them. The clock strikes twelve and everyone reaches for their gun. They call for Billy to come out and Preacher shoots a lantern for no reason. Billy’s men show up on rooftops and a big fight begins. When the vampires are getting killed for some reason they sound like pigs.
Rayne enters a house and hears children crying from behind a door, which is rigged to a big stone right above it. She opens the door and the stone drops, not to kill Rayne but to hang all the children that have been tied up to a row of nooses. She grabs the rope to save them but one of them dies. Newton calls everyone a bunch of cowards for not helping Rayne and for allowing Billy to do whatever he wants. Billy sucks the blood of the dead kid and cuts it loose. They start talking a bunch of crap to each other while the mayor starts talking about the children being the future of the town. At this point everything is cutting back and forth between two conversations and the gunfight across town.
Why the hell would you bring a pair of swords to a gunfight?
Preacher and Franson guy walk into a barn and it’s a trap. Billy talks to Rayne about his plans for building a vampire kingdom and wants Rayne to be his Queen. Preacher gives himself communion and Franson lights up a cigar. They turn around and start shooting at the vampires on the top of the barn. One of the vampires as a chaingun and shoots at them. Franson dies and Preacher hides behind a pole. He says a prayer as Pat comes in to save them allowing Preacher to escape.
The vampires pin down the Preacher in the middle of the road and the mayor finally grows a pair of balls to do something. He kills one of the vampires, and the other one kills him. Well that was a huge let down. Newton runs back inside and Preacher stabs the vampire with a knife hidden within a cross. Meanwhile Rayne lets go of the stone, jumps up into the air and cuts all the ropes in a nick of time to save the children. Billy and Rayne start fighting as another vampire comes out and kills Preacher. The rest of the townsfolk finally grow their own pairs of balls and come out to kill him.
Billy and Rayne start fighting and they go out onto the road. Billy is kicking her ass while mouthing off to her. He turns to the townsfolk and start ranting on about turning everyone into his slaves. Rayne gets up and they start fighting again. She ruins his daggers and he pulls a few guns out. Pat comes out with the chaingun and shoots up Billy. Rayne grabs a pitchfork and drives it through his heart, killing him. The children come out and go to their parents just like the reuniting scene at the end of Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom. The next day Newton has been made the new Sheriff and Rayne rides off to hunt for vampires.
That’s how the movie ends Bucket Heads – Rayne rides off and we fade to black. There isn’t anything special just like the first movie it just ends. It’s pretty funny that Uwe Boll just ends his movies randomly without any type of aftermath or anything – the hero beats the bad guy and the screen fades to black. Typical Uwe Boll bullcrap – or maybe I should call it BOLLCRAP! See what I did there with the play on words? Yeah I know… I’ll just stop now and save all my angry for the Final Thoughts section on Friday. Until then Bucket Heads take care and may you never see a Uwe Boll movie in your life – and if you have I feel your pain.
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Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
I hate Western horror film.
Comment by Wayne F
Bucket Movies
Yeah I totally agree but I'd rather have a knee reconstruction while fully awake. It would probably be even more fun than ripping our finger nails. This movie sucked as both a Western AND a Horror.
Cheers dude!