Bad Burger Max Payne = Buckety Goodness!
October 17th 2008 20:55
Category: B
Hey hey Bucket Heads around the world! You all been missing me much?
I thought I'd stop by to say no I am not dead... yet. Sorry to disappoint all you terrible directors of terrible movies. I am alive and well and soon I shall be destroying your masterpieces of crap soon enough once more!
Again I have to apologise to all my Bucket Heads for the (extreme) lack of updates to this website I think it's been over a month since I've bashed a new movie. I know in my last update I said I would start watching more bad movies but with current things going on in my life (mainly me reformatting my novels) I've been a little bit busy. Things should (hopefully) be cooling down VERY soon so my crappy-movie crusade is going to start again. I made a brand new list of bad movies to get my hands on and I'm going to enjoy an extreme shit movie marathon in the coming week.
And by enjoy, I mean watch these movies drunk since this is what happens when overdoses on crap.
So last night I went out with friends to see the new Max Payne movie that just came out. Before I get to that, let me just say that I went into have dinner in a restaurant at Melbourne Central. I had, without a doubt, THE worst burger that I have EVER eaten in my LIFE!!! I wouldn't be surprised if it was made out of f***ing dog food. It was sloppy, undercooked, and tasted nothing like meat. It was a hand-made patty that had too much egg mixed into it on one side, and too much bread crumbs on the other. I didn't even eat it all so if I start making references to shit dog-food burgers in my upcoming reviews, at least you all know what the hell I'm talking about from reading this.
So after that we went to watch Max Payne. Now I have never played the game at all. I've just heard about it. Hell, I didn't even know what the storyline to the game was if my friend didn't give me a five second explaination which basically was:
"Someone kills his wife and kid and he's trying to find out who did it."
Basically that was the storyline to the movie. I thought it was a good movie. It wasn't anything special that I would watch four times like I did with Dark Knight - GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE - but it was good. It was very visually pleasing. I loved the effects they used especially the snow for some reason. I thought the movie went a little slow then got a bit rushed towards the end. The plot was somewhat tangled up at the end as well, and I still don't know why Payne's wife was murder.
This might be due to the fact I had four teenagers bitching about how shit the movie was out loud between themselves sitting behind me. Or maybe it was the annoying bimbo sitting next to me who decided to gasp and jump in her seat every f***ing time a gun was fired, or something crashed, or something blew up, when you could SEE IT IN ADVANCE THAT THERE IS A GUN ON SCREEN SO WHY SHE INSISTED ON SHITTING HERSELF EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE NO IDEA!!!
Sorry, just venting out some anger. In all, Max Payne is a good movie but nothing special. And if you're a wrestling fan like myself, you will be thinking to yourself "Holy shit, Marky Mark looks a like like skinny version of John Cena." Oh and he played ok in the movie as well.
That's about all for now from my end. Again I apologise for the lack of updates but I'll try and fill you Bucket Heads in more often. Thanks a lot for continuing to support this website and I'll see all you guys around shortly. Take it easy!
I thought I'd stop by to say no I am not dead... yet. Sorry to disappoint all you terrible directors of terrible movies. I am alive and well and soon I shall be destroying your masterpieces of crap soon enough once more!
Again I have to apologise to all my Bucket Heads for the (extreme) lack of updates to this website I think it's been over a month since I've bashed a new movie. I know in my last update I said I would start watching more bad movies but with current things going on in my life (mainly me reformatting my novels) I've been a little bit busy. Things should (hopefully) be cooling down VERY soon so my crappy-movie crusade is going to start again. I made a brand new list of bad movies to get my hands on and I'm going to enjoy an extreme shit movie marathon in the coming week.
And by enjoy, I mean watch these movies drunk since this is what happens when overdoses on crap.
So last night I went out with friends to see the new Max Payne movie that just came out. Before I get to that, let me just say that I went into have dinner in a restaurant at Melbourne Central. I had, without a doubt, THE worst burger that I have EVER eaten in my LIFE!!! I wouldn't be surprised if it was made out of f***ing dog food. It was sloppy, undercooked, and tasted nothing like meat. It was a hand-made patty that had too much egg mixed into it on one side, and too much bread crumbs on the other. I didn't even eat it all so if I start making references to shit dog-food burgers in my upcoming reviews, at least you all know what the hell I'm talking about from reading this.
So after that we went to watch Max Payne. Now I have never played the game at all. I've just heard about it. Hell, I didn't even know what the storyline to the game was if my friend didn't give me a five second explaination which basically was:
"Someone kills his wife and kid and he's trying to find out who did it."
Basically that was the storyline to the movie. I thought it was a good movie. It wasn't anything special that I would watch four times like I did with Dark Knight - GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE - but it was good. It was very visually pleasing. I loved the effects they used especially the snow for some reason. I thought the movie went a little slow then got a bit rushed towards the end. The plot was somewhat tangled up at the end as well, and I still don't know why Payne's wife was murder.
This might be due to the fact I had four teenagers bitching about how shit the movie was out loud between themselves sitting behind me. Or maybe it was the annoying bimbo sitting next to me who decided to gasp and jump in her seat every f***ing time a gun was fired, or something crashed, or something blew up, when you could SEE IT IN ADVANCE THAT THERE IS A GUN ON SCREEN SO WHY SHE INSISTED ON SHITTING HERSELF EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE NO IDEA!!!
Sorry, just venting out some anger. In all, Max Payne is a good movie but nothing special. And if you're a wrestling fan like myself, you will be thinking to yourself "Holy shit, Marky Mark looks a like like skinny version of John Cena." Oh and he played ok in the movie as well.
That's about all for now from my end. Again I apologise for the lack of updates but I'll try and fill you Bucket Heads in more often. Thanks a lot for continuing to support this website and I'll see all you guys around shortly. Take it easy!
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Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Max Payne the Movie.
Who would have thunk it?
Speaking of video games to movies I waiting to see how the Halo live action movie turns out.