Boa vs. Python - Final Thoughts
June 6th 2008 04:57
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages and Bucket Heads around the world, welcome to The Bucket! Home of the worst movies floating around from all over the world we specialise in plucking out the worst flicks from a big bucket of crappy goodness and slap them up for all too see.
Updated weekly with a featured film per week you can look forward to some fun and satirical reviews as no movie is shown any mercy.
I invite you all to kick back, relax and get ready to read about the worst movies floating around. Remember we at the Bucket are torturing ourselves by watching these movies so that you may not have to... unless you're the masochistic type.
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The Bucket Presents: Boa vs. Python
June 1st 2008 13:36
Bigger than Rocky vs. Apollo Creed. Better than Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior. This is one huge mega clash that you actually DO want to miss!
Ahh reptiles – whenever Hollywood needs a gigantic and destructive monster they pick a random animal from this species. Actually I guess it’s not just Hollywood that does it since crappy B-Grade movies and Japanese film companies so this all the time too. We’ve seen a lot of bad reptiles over the past few months haven’t we Bucket Heads? We’ve had our share of gigantic crocodiles, gigantic anacondas and gigantic komodo dragons. Things couldn’t get any bigger or worse, can they
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The Black Hole - Final Thoughts
May 15th 2008 22:41
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Comments (5) The Bucket Presents: The Black Hole
May 12th 2008 00:16
For those of you panicing - no this is not the review about the Disney movie with the same name. In fact, it's a different bad movie that shares the same name as that trash (from what I've heard its trash anyway).
Disaster movies – it is well known to my Bucket Heads that I am not a big fan of these types of movies. Why you may ask? That answer is that the majority of these movies are pretty much the same with the only difference being the disaster itself. In each movie we have a bunch of stereotypical characters, some random disaster and humanity bonds together to fight off Mother Nature. What if, however, it wasn’t Mother Nature? What if the disaster came from the far reaches of outer space
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Bloodrayne 2 - Final Thoughts
May 2nd 2008 03:55
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Bloodrayne 2 - Part 1
April 28th 2008 00:58
Yes Bucket Heads, I too shuddered when I discovered there was a sequel to this movie by the same director as well.
Once upon a time in a country far far away a child was born to the Boll Family. Mr. and Mrs. Boll were overjoyed with the birth of their son and decided to give him the name of Uwe. The name of this child would go on to haunt movie reviewers around the world for an eternity. The mere mention of his name sends chills running down the spines of millions of video gamers. When he has a gasp on a script for a video game, Uwe Boll begins his work like a mad scientist in a secret laboratory. Who knows when this insane director will conjure up his next movie
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Bloodrayne 2 - Part 2
April 28th 2008 00:57
You know what's funny about this picture? She normally looks like that throughout the whole movie.
Billy has a drink and all the children are crying. He picks one of the children and sings to her before biting her throat. Meanwhile the posse hangs the prisoner and head off to grab Rayne, who has just broken out of her cuffs. They take her to the gallows and the Sheriff forces the mayor to watch the executions so “he can get a hard on from watching him shit his pants.” They put the noose around Rayne’s neck and the Sheriff then forces the mayor to read why she is getting executed. Billy brings out one of the children Rayne knew from the killed family and Rayne frees herself from the noose. Bartender Bob throws the swords to her and she kills the vampire sheriff. She swims away from everyone as they fire into the lake. Pat, who has been hiding in the bushes, sets fire to one of the buildings to create a distraction. Billy walks up to Bob and kills him for helping Rayne, who is now being helped by Pat
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Batman & Robin – Top 5 Flops & Final Thoughts.
April 25th 2008 13:09
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever – Top 5 Flops & Final Thoughts.
March 7th 2008 03:20
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The Butterfly Effect 2: Five Things I Hate About It.
February 15th 2008 02:49
Top Five Things I Hated About The Butterfly Effect 2.
To Look At The Full Review Of The Butterfly Effect 2, Click On The Links Below:
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The Butterfly Effect 2 - Part 2
February 11th 2008 02:21
Nick might be rich now but he is still an asshole.
We all know that Nick is now the vice president but the idiot just figures it out now. Now he is being an asshole to everyone. He finds Bristol and starts treating him like crap. Nick meets his boss and acts all chummy with him. They are going to have a dinner conference with a potential client. Nick leaves his work and can’t find his car. Now picture him walking past this awesome golden BMW and it’s the only car in the parking lot. Who wants to bet that it is his car? Nick pulls out his keys and finds out it is his car. Seems like he parked the BMW with its roof down so anyone can steal it
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The Butterfly Effect 2 - Part 1
February 11th 2008 02:21
If I could go back and change events of the past, I would probably stop myself from hiring this piece of crap that they call a sequel.
I’m back my Bucket Heads and it’s been a very painful week for me. I went out this week and hired 10 garbage movies, watched each of them and downed many bottles of vodka after each one. Furthermore I discovered a bunch of terrible movies that have been floating around my house over the years so I have begun watching them with the company of my good friends Strawberry and Peach Schnaps
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Bugs - Final Thoughts
February 3rd 2008 10:53
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BloodRayne - Final Thoughts
December 29th 2007 01:59
To View Past BloodRayne Posts, Click The Following Links:
Part 1 – Video Game vs. Movie.
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