Bucket Movies Presents: 10,000 BC!!!
May 24th 2009 23:35
It seems like everyone can have that perfect Hollywood happy ending, even if they were mammoth fur coats and use stone axes.
You know what I like? Dinosaurs. I love them. And cavemen. Hell anything that’s extinct I pretty much love. I haven’t seen a good old cavemen movie since… well I’ve never actually seen a movie about cavemen before to be honest. I’m talking about set in the past where mammoths and sabertooths roamed. Sabertooths, or would it be saberteeth? Hmmm… where was I? Oh yeah, cavemen movies!
When a movie called 10,000 BC started being advertised on television I thought it was going to look good. They showed footage of mammoths and sabertooths and stuff! It looked awesome! I was watching interviews with the actors whenever they popped up on channels and they were hyping up how much fun they had making the movie. There was nothing but hype as to how awesome the effects were and how epic this movie was going to be.
…why don’t I listen to my own damn advice!? How many times have I said on this website over and over again that you should NEVER judge a movie by the amount of hype behind it!?
I bought my ticket to this movie, got myself a nice big bucket or popcorn and I must say, the popcorn was the best part of the day. I didn’t know what this movie was about at all besides it being set in 10,000 BC. When I sat down that kinda got me thinking “What storyline can take place in the year 10,000 BC?” Apparently, a lot can happen Bucket Heads as I found out. Shall we begin the autopsy?
Meet D'Leh - resident cavemen spunk. All the cave-ladies are after this cave-stud!
So the movie starts off with a narrator talking about legends and truth. Apparently this movie is meant to be the truth… apparently. We’re told about a tribe of cavemen; sorry that’s politically incorrect I meant to say “hunters”. These “hunters” hunt Mammoths but the Mammoth are going existent due to consumer demands of tusk and furs. Old Mother is the village shaman and she’s chanting with the whole tribe. Cavemen, sorry “hunters”, bring a little girl into the hut. Everyone stops chanting and Old Mother looks at her. She touches her and starts shaking. She sees horses and gets hit by an arrow. She warns of four legged demons that will bring death! They’re horses you stupid bitch. Some psychic you are!
Old Mother gives a prophecy that on the last hunt a new warrior will rise, who will marry the young girl and save the tribe. Yay! Happy endings for the hunters! The girl is called Evolet and a young boy called D’Leh wants her. D’leh’s father doesn’t believe on Old Mother’s words – and I don’t believe the crazy old bitch either. He hands the “white spear” to his friend TicTic and makes him look after his son. TicTic… teeheehee. Afterwards D’Leh is fighting with a bunch of boys who give shit to him about his traitor father. D’Leh’s sad and Evolet talks to him about being alone, because she understand what it is to be alone since her village was destroyed. They touch hands and D’Leh says they’ll never be along. He points to a star that never moves, and says that light is her in his heart and it won’t go away…
“That light is you in my heart and it will never go away…” …see this is when I realized that this movie was going to suddenly going to turn into a big pile of shit. A love story set in 10,000 BC!? Give me a break! Well it’s going to get a whole lot worse from here on out Bucket Heads so keep an extra bottle of Vodka next to you. Let the crap continue!
Years went by and D’Leh and Evolet screwed one another hardcore… I’m assuming though it’s going to be bad for the prophecy. The day of the last hunt arrives and D’Leh with a young black kid called Baku. I should point out as well this tribe is made up of every single nationality in the world too. Baku tells him KaRen, some tool of a caveman, is going to win the hunt. Evolet and D’Leh talk and Evolet wants to run away. D’Leh doesn’t want to and gives her a necklace. The mammoths arrive and all the hunters get ready. TicTic tells them someone is going to get the white spear today. KaRen and D’Leh wish each other luck.
The cavemen start hunting the mammoth and TicTic finds the lead bull. He starts scaring the beasts, blows his whistle and all the cavemen start chasing them! Get them! D’Leh runs ahead of the group and the mammoth break away from the pack. Everyone gets pissed off at D’Leh. D’Leh almost gets trampled and KaRen runs over him. Baku and the others grab the rocks and position themselves on the cliff. The bull comes and they throw a big net on it. The hunters run up to it. KaRen throws his spear and misses. Ha! Some hunter he is! The net breaks from its hold and the mammoth takes off. The cavemen grab onto the net and the mammoth takes everyone on a wild ride.
D'Leh taking part in the prehistoric version of the "Running of the Bulls".
TicTic orders everyone to let go of the net and they do, but D’Leh! He’s a rebel who doesn’t take orders from anyone, or his arm is caught on the ropes. The mammoth breaks free from the net and comes charging back at D’Leh. D’Leh frees himself and throws a spear at the mammoth. It hits but does nothing. D’Leh plants the spear into some rocks and the mammoth comes at him, impaling himself onto it! He dies and D’Leh gets squashed. Don’t worry, it’s a love story Bucket Heads. D’Leh survive the 1000 ton animal! Everyone’s impressed, but Old Mother who thinks D’Leh is a pussy for some reason. D’Leh gets the White Spear and Evolet.
Everyone is celebrating but TicTic. Dleh talks to him and says he feels bad about not killing the mammoth? TicTic agrees that D’Leh shouldn’t have cheated? D’Leh tells Evolet he gave the spear back because he just held on and had good luck. Wait hold the f*** up… so he gets caught on the arm big deal, but he killed a mammoth by himself! It’s not like he accidentally stuck the spear into the ground! That shit was well planned and that TicTic is just a jealous piece of shit. …and D’Leh’s a pussy. Well Evolet’s pissed off at D’Leh for apparently cheating as well.
Old Mother wakes up sensing danger and it’s snowing. She walks outside and an army of horses arrive! Oh no! DOOM IS COMING!!! D’Leh slept outside the village and sees the invasion happening. The leader of the group called Warlord tells his men to round up everyone. A big soldier with one eye called One Eye goes into a hut and kills Baku’s mother in front of him. Creative names huh? I didn’t make them up that’s the names of the two though they never call one another that. It was on the credits. The director couldn’t think or some stupid names to call them like ChooChoo or Banga Wanga? D’Leh wants to help his village but TicTic holds him back. Wow… who is the pussy now?
Warlord’s sees Evolet and grabs her! The army takes off and everyone’s crying and mourning the dead. D’Leh decides he’s going alone to get back everyone but TicTic says he is going with them. KaRen is ordered to go by Old Mother to go as well but he is another coward and has a cry about it. For a bunch of guys who hunt mammoths, they really are the biggest bitches of men I have ever seen. Warlord tells off his men for shit stirring Evolet – he wants to bang her. Old Mother spits on the guys before they go off. She calls it a “blessing” but I think it’s just her being a c***. The narrator says they aren’t hunters anymore, but WARRIORS!!! These cavemen know how to move with the times huh?
Baku follows them even though he wasn’t allowed to go. The men stop to make camp and KaRen asks D’Leh why he doesn’t carry the White Spear. The next day TicTic sees Baku following them and takes him with the group. They see where the army made camp and see Evolet’s necklace piece on the ground. A blizzard comes in and Old Mother’s is freezing, as are the hunters! She has linked herself with them so she knows where they are. That’s… kinda worrying especially if they’re in the middle of taking a shit. I wouldn’t want some crazy old bitch that spits on people to watch me doing that… and other things. The blizzard covered all tracks so they kept on walking and walking until they reached the end of the mountains. Evolet’s was taken back to her old village that was destroyed years ago, which is still burning after all that time.
The hunters are talking about where they went. Baku wants meat so they give him the scraps. The slaves are on the move but One Eye figures out Evolet’s leaving behind a trial. Warlord slaps her around for her bracelet and she won’t let it go. D’Leh finds it the next day and sees blood on the snow. He’s sad, the poor bastard my heart bleeds for me. The hunters, sorry they’re warriors now, go through a jungle and Baku complains that it’s hot. The slaves are being taken through tall grass and are being whipped. Something grabs the one of the soldiers off his horse, then it takes his horse! Dinosaurs!? Sabertooth Tigers!? This is getting exciting!
Me-ow! That's one pussycat I wouldn't want to piss off!
The warriors… oh screw this I’m calling them cavemen. The cavemen dunno what the hell is going on. They find a piece of armor belonging to a soldier. They find the slave camp and D’Leh’s happy to see Evolet. He wants to free them now but TicTic says they’re too alert and that they should attack them tonight. D’Leh has Evolet’s necklace and KaRen takes over his watch. He feels sorry for D’Leh. Next morning a horse wakes everyone up and One Eye gets up. He finds nothing so he goes to rape Evolet but D’Leh saves her. They hug and the horses go crazy. The horses get loose and Warlord gets pissed off at One Eye.
D’Leh and Evolet go to the slaves and free some before Warlord’s men arrive. They run them all up again. Ha! Some rescue attempt that was! They also capture KaRen who isn’t going to be happy about that. The cavemen go into a field of tall grass and the animals lurking in there begin to move! What could it be? Was it dinosaurs? Was it sabertooth tigers? Nope… it’s a chicken. Yup, a big man-eating chicken. TicTic fends them off for everyone to escape while Warlord kills a troop and the chicken eats him instead. TicTic almost gets eaten by a chicken too. Baku’s trapped in a tree while D’Leh and Evolet are inside a tree. D’Leh gets out of a tree so it gets away from Evolet. Does she still think he is a pussy now?
Baku gets chased up a tree and jumps onto another branch but crushes his ball. Comedy gold! D’Leh leads the two chickens out of the tree and starts throwing rocks at them. He runs for it leading it through bamboo fields. He uses a spear from bamboo to shove it into the chicken’s mouth and kill it. Bamboo forests… where the hell are these people? He runs back to Evolet, but her and Baku get captured. Warlord’s still pissed off and backhands Baku. D’Leh’s upset when he sees them captured, then finds TicTic half dead and cries some more.
The troops start crossing through a desert and Baku hates One Eye. Evolet wonders if Dleh’s alive and KaRen’s pissed off he’s captured. Don’t worry buddy I’d be pissed off as well if I were captured during a rescue mission. D’Leh drags TicTic through the desert after the camp. He burns TicTic’s wounds to heal them up. Man these cavemen know how to play doctor pretty good huh? D’Leh goes after some deer and falls through a hole in the ground, knocking himself out. Unknown to him though it is the lair of a sabertooth! At least this thing’s pretty cool looking. Old Mother wakes up and she’s scared – remember she’s connected to them. A storm comes and begins flooding the hole. D’Leh wakes up before he drowns and sees the trapped tiger. D’Leh goes to kill him but has a change of heart and frees him. Old Mother faints for some reason but it’s most likely due to being over excited.
D’Leh comes back to TicTic who’s alive and well again! Yay! They see smoke in the distance and find an African village that grows vegetables. They find food and start eating it like the rude, uninvited guests they are. The tribe appears and the tiger D’Leh saved comes out. It protects D’Leh and takes off. He tells him to remember him and protects him. It runs off. Chief Nakudu appears and speaks D’Leh language – apparently it’s his second tongue. Everyone watches D’Leh and TicTic eat. D’Leh eats a chilli and it burns his throat. Nakudu says DLeh’s dad had come to look for new land, but was taken away by the horses. He says the slaves are being taken to Red Birds that will fly to the land of the Gods located at the head of a snake.
The evil warlord called Warlord. Why didn't they just give him a stupid name like everyone else? Did they run out of creative juice?
Nakudu tells D’Leh that he is part of their prophecy as well and that he is going to free everyone because “he is the one who talks to tigers”. Word gets spread across Africa about D’Leh. Man, D’Leh has to be loving all the attention he has been getting. TicTic tells D’Leh his father made an oath to go and search for new lands to live on so his people can survive. His father wanted them all to know that he betrayed them because he knew everyone would follow him. Follow him to a better land? It sounds like D’Leh’s dad is a selfish bastard who just wanted the place to himself! TicTic craps on about protecting people and stuff and how D’Leh is going to save everyone. Nakudu’s messenger arrives telling him the slave runners are on the move. Everyone says goodbye to their loved ones but Nakudu because his wife was killed and his son was stolen by the bad men. Coincidently, Baku makes friends with Nakudu’s son – what are the odds!
The slaves are given water to drink. Baku doesn’t want to drink and throws sand in One Eye’s face. One Eye strangles Baku and Evolet bitches to Warlord about it. He breaks them up, and One Eye thinks Warlord wants her. All the tribes gather together. One big guy doesn’t trust D’Leh because he is a boy, but D’Leh tells him he looks older than what he is. Everyone’s convinced by the argument and the all join together. Wow, that didn’t take a lot at all. The more they march the more tribes join them. The slave runners shit themselves and move faster. Another tribe arrives and says the Red Birds have arrived.
So basically, the Red Birds are the ship’s sails (red) and they’re going up a river to the city. Yup, I didn’t know birds could swim either. I thought they were pretty advanced and had blimps or something. Everyone runs to the river and sees the ships. D’Leh calls out for Evolet. Everyone on the ships see the huge army. Everyone starts calling out to everyone from the land and the ships. It’s really amazing how clear they can hear one another. It’s also amazing to see that EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW EVERYONE’S VOICES EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE!!! Sorry, raging over.
The tribes are taking to one another talking about where the river leads to them, and that they can’t find the city because the valleys are too vast and everyone will die. Here’s an idea you morons, FOLLOW THE DAMN RIVER!!! They decide to push on and people are dropping one by one. Warlord tries to tell Evolet that D’Leh and his friends will die. Oh he wants her so bad. One Eye watches on and agrees with me too. D’Leh looks at the star that belongs to him and Evolet and releases that that light will lead them to the city? Wait how the hell did he figure that out? They’re f***ing cavemen not sailors! Old Mother hasn’t spoken or eaten for a while but I don’t care.
D’Leh finds a bunch of bones in the desert and hears a bunch of horns blowing. They find the City of the Gods and… there are pyramids. Yup, pyramids and a bunch of things they highly resemble Egyptian architecture. Now let’s hold up for a second ok? Egyptians have been going around rounding up slaves and stuff. If they’re Egyptians why the HELL are they talking to one another like aliens!? They should have made them talk Arabic but I guess that would have given away who they were huh? Baku and Nakudu’s son touch the golden tip of the pyramid and get belted by the slave overseers. Evolet is giving everyone water to drink. Baku and KaRen are watching the Egyptians whip a mammoth and wonder why people do such cruel things. Great… 10000 BC seems to be the year PETA was founded.
Pyramids, slaves being used to build structures, lots of sand... I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore Toto.
The Pharaoh arrives and everyone gets on their knees. He’s pissed off at the high priest and wants the slaves to work faster and he demands a sacrifice. The priests tell them he wants a sacrifice, so the guards throw one of KaRen’s friends off the side. HA! That would be pretty cool to be the Pharaoh back in the day. D’Leh talks to TicTic about the upcoming war. The slaves are being locked up for the night and Warlord pays the slave master to give him Evolet. D’Leh and Nakudu sneak into the city and go into the slave’s quarters. Baku’s happy and KaRen’s upset about his friend death. Nakunu tells the people that D’Leh is the chosen one.
They bring up some old man from the floor who knows about the Gods. Wow, they keep him underneath the floor? That would suck. Oh his blind. I guess that justifies it then. The blind man was a servant of the Gods who says there used to be three of them but now there is one. He is afraid of an Egyptian prophecy that tells of a hunter that is going to kill him. Wow, D’Leh has a lot of work to do. How the HELL are all these prophecies tied in with one another!? D’Leh and Nakudu leave as the guards find the dead guard they killed earlier.
The two run through the desert and are followed by the Egyptians. TicTic’s missing but he fights the Egyptians. One runs away and TicTic spears him good. One of them gets up and stabs him. TicTic kills him but he collapses. D’Leh’s crying like a bitch yet again so TicTic gives him White Spear to shut him up, then he dies. Warlord’s with Evolet and he wants her. She grabs his sword as a priest comes in with guards and arrests him for stealing a slave to the God. One Eye told them what was going on. The priests wants the knife from Evolet and grab her, then realize she is the one with the mark who will lead the hunter to the Pharaoh! NOOOO!!!
They run to the high priest who is living near the Sphinx and they tell him about it. They take Evolet to the temple and the high priest checks her out. He looks at her hand and sees the formation of the stars in the sky through a telescope. He shits himself and bolts to the Pharaoh. He has blind children tending to him for some reason. The high priest tells him what’s going on in his alien Egyptian language and now the Pharaoh shits himself. Nakudu talks to D’Leh about his father and how he was going to bring back crops for his people. D’Leh grabs his spear and goes to the tribes. He gives a speech about how the tribes fighting the Egyptians is like them fighting mammoth. Yeah, and too bad you don’t know how to work with a group to begin with you impatience bastard.
The next day the tribes hide their weapons and pretend to be slaves. The Pharaoh’s pissed off about the mark and knows the hunter is here to kill him. D’Leh joins up with KaRen and finds the lead bull. Baku goes up to it and frees it. Everyone starts rioting as D’Leh tries to scare the bull. He stabs it as KaRen gets killed by the soldiers. The bull tramples through the soldiers and leads a massive mammoth stampede down the pyramid. Baku’s happy he got a spear. All the slaves riot and everyone goes crazy. The priests tell the Pharaoh the slaves are coming so he wants to kill Evolet.
D'Leh is freeing his people from being slaves to the Egyptians. Hmmm... I guess D'Leh is kinda like a prehistoric Moses.
Everyone gets their weapons and rushes to the palace. There are like hundreds of thousands of slaves in this city yet Egypt only has an army of about one hundred. How does that work out? They bring out Evolet and tie her up to horses. The horn blows and all the slaves bow down to the Pharaoh again. He tells them to turn back or she’ll die. They kill the slave master traitor who sold Evolet to Warlord. He says that if D’Leh goes back he’ll give them Evolet. D’Leh accepts, but he’ll take all of his cavemen back as well. Pharaoh sets them all free as well but D’Leh keeps approaching and asks what will happen to the other slaves. The priest tells him they belong to the Pharaoh. D’Leh throws the spear at the Pharaoh and kills him.
Everyone cheers and charges in. The priests run back inside. Warlord frees himself and grabs Evolet. The cavemen are owning everyone. Warlord takes off with Evolet. Baku throws his spear at One Eye and misses. One Eye grabs Nakudu’s kid, and Nakunu kills him. The priest run to their ships but the tribes catch them. Evolet stabs Warlord in his side and he falls off the horse. Evolet gets up and runs to D’Leh, but Warlord shoots an arrow in her back. NO!!! It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy! Old Mother starts bleeding from her nose and she really needs to get herself unconnected to the cavemen. D’Leh kills Warlord in return as the palace is set on fire.
Evolet’s in D’Leh’s arms and she says he came for her. She dies and D’Leh cries. Everyone’s sad. He gives her the necklace and he walks off. Baku kneels down at her side. Old Mother didn’t see that one coming did she!? The mammoth bull looks at D’Leh and trumpets at him. There’s a wind and D’Leh turns around to Evolet. He runs to her and Old Mother dies, reviving Evolet. Oh piss off! What a load of bullshit! Everyone’s happy now! Nakudu gives them crops to plant and everyone says goodbye. They go home, plant crops, and live happily ever after.
Final Thoughts.
There you have it Bucket Heads, a love story set in 10000 BC! How damn fantastic is that!? It has to be the most corniness thing I have ever watched and it was cunningly designed to be an epic action movie. I knew it was going to turn out to be something like that the second I heard young D’Leh tell young Evolet that “she is a light in his heart that will never go out.”
What the hell do cavemen know about love? I know we have no information about relationships of cavemen back in the day but I’m pretty damn sure they didn’t bust out pretty poetic pieces of crap like that! “A light in my heart”… go piss on yourself buddy. I don’t know what Evolet saw in D’Leh anyone he has to be the biggest bitch in any movie I’ve seen. He didn’t take any credit at all for killing the mammoth by himself even though he clearly did.
What annoyed me more was that everyone was against him, even Evolet who is meant to love him. Here it is plain and simple for you moronic cavemen assholes: HE DIDN’T CHEAT!!! His hand was caught in a net, he got free then proceeded to own the shit out of the damn mammoth. How is that cowardly? How is that cheating? Like I said those cavemen are just jealous that he took down a single mammoth by himself. Still, D’Leh is a pussy and needs to grow a pair of balls and stop crying.
Something that made this movie annoying to watch as well was trying to figure out where they hell they were. I mean, I wasn’t thinking about it the entire time but you start wondering where this is set at from the environment. Let’s see, D’Leh’s tribe lives in a place that snows half the year. He crosses massive snowy mountains and ends up in a green jungle that has every plant from roses to bamboo. Near that is a big dessert that leads out into Egypt.
Alright you’re probably thinking “that means they’re in Africa” right?” Well yeah given that they did go to Egypt but where the HELL in Africa is there snow or bamboo for that matter? Well I did some research Bucket Heads and it turns out is does snow in Africa, only on the mountains with the highest elevations so it’s very rare that is happens. There also are bamboo plants in certain parts in Africa as well which actually surprises me. Even still, D’Leh’s tribe is made up of every single nationality in the world: Caucasians, Africans, Samoans, Latinos and Asians! That’s five races from five parts of the world! It makes no damn sense. I’ve come to the conclusion that the world wasn’t separated at this point.
Evolet has to be the hottest cave-woman I have ever seen. Seeing her looking so HOT asks the question: did they have tar-waxing salons in 10,000 BC?
What about those Egyptians huh? I didn’t think an army of one hundred could round up 50% of the world’s population and turn them into slaves. It amazed me to see just how the hell they kept all of these people under their control without a single disturbance from them. An army of a few thousands keeping several thousands under their control I can see, but having a few dozen against a shit load of people? I guess D’Leh could be blamed for the enslavement of the Jewish population as well since the Pharaoh in charge next would have begun rounding up more.
As I mentioned at the start there was so much hype around how awesome the creatures in this movie looked. When I saw the mammoths I thought they did look pretty cool… for the entire minute they were on the damn screen. I was also impressed by the cool looking sabertooth that appeared… for the whole two minutes he was on as well. Oh and let’s not forget about those AWESOME big man-eating chickens as well that were around for… two minutes as well? That’s about five minutes of seeing these “incredibly realistic” animals.
If you’re going to hype up a movie around its effects you’d best make sure the movie has a LOT of them. Hell, if you’re going to hype a movie up based on its effects it tells a lot of people that the acting is probably going to be bad, which is was in this movie. Mammoths, sabertooth tigers, and giant chickens? Chickens… seriously why the hell would they show people big prehistoric chooks!? There’s TONS more interesting animals that existed back in the day! I’m pretty sure there would have been more cooler and dangerous things back in the day than a big bird.
And let’s not forget our happy ending as well. It’s really good to see that even cavemen can have a Hollywood ending Bucket Heads. One man can save his tribe and thousands of people from the evil Egyptians and still nail the girl in the end. She’s dead? Don’t worry let’s add in a random touch of magic and being her back to life! Everyone’s happy now and we can all go back and plant vegetables! Screw vegetables! I want meat! If D’Leh was smart he’d realize chicken is awesome and they should start making big chicken farms! Problem solved!
This movie was a pile of prehistoric mammoth-shit – 10,000 buckets of crap. See what I did there? There’s a reason why there aren’t many cavemen movies out there and it’s due to the fact that there will never been a decent storyline for it. 10,000 BC wasn’t anything special at all which is really sad for a movie that could have been so much more. This is just another love story that is going to be forgotten just as quick as all the other crappy love stories out there. Cavemens in love? No thanks. Thankfully the five minutes of nicely animated creatures was in it or it would have been a pointless movie. Oh yes, I’m actually glad to have seen that big chicken.
Watch this movie if you’re into the typical Hollywood bullshit love story, and for the pretty animals. Avoid this movie if you think you’re going to be in for a wild ride.
That’s all from me Bucket Heads. Until my next review take care, look after yourself and remember that cavemen can love as well. Peace!
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awful, awful, awful. Mammoths at the same time as the pyramids? Give me a f*cking break.
Comment by Wayne F
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It's just crap when they advertise movies showing nothing but mammoths and sabertooth tigers so you expect to see a lot of them. I think we'd all learn by now never to judge a movie from the previews
Comment by Damo
You have once again saved me from a terrible mistake.
If there are two word that strike fear into my those two words are "Politically Correct."
Caveman stories usually suck big time.
Clan of the Cavebear. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
However I found 1 million Years BC riveting. I do not care that that Dinos and people missed each other by millions of years, it was a fun movie. Brutal, tough and unforgiving. Also it was where I started my secret love affair with Rachel Welsh.
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Comment by Damo
It got me over puberty.
Fur Bikinis are hot
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Like the point?
Comment by JohnDoe
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What really got me was how they blatantly took the same premise as Mel Gibson's Apocalypto then dumbed it down and disneyfied it. Just silly!
Comment by Wayne F
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JohnDoe: I haven't seen Apocalypto, is it any good? It's been on me "To Do List" for a while.
Comment by JohnDoe
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i really enjoyed Apocalypto. If your interested you can read my review HERE
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